Thursday, August 31, 2006

I´m an idiot

Last night, after arriving in Los Arcos, which was a dreadful day for everyone, I ended up making friends with a Spanish family who were on a one week trek together. At one point, the daughter (probably in her 20s) was giving her mother a massage. A Canadian guy came by and said, ¨How about if I give you a massage after you´ve finished massaging her?¨ The spanish woman turns to me (she doesn´t really understand English) and wants to know what he said. I say he is just a typical guy, he only wants the chance to touch a woman (I said `tocar´a woman---some help pls from those of you who know Spanish? I think you can tocar a person or tocar a piano? Anyway, she seemed to understand exactly what I meant)....So here´s the idiot part: she then says to me---how about if I give you a massage after >I´´ve finished with my mohter. You must have had a tiring day¨.....And I respond: thanks, but I think I must decline. I have to go to buy groceries for the trek tomorrow........What a gentleman!....What a loser!

2 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Que lastima... tu eres una idiota...

Of course, this being the far frontier of my Spanish, I cannot toss in any words of reassurance regarding your altogether appropriate gentlemanliness.

Lou

8/31/2006 2:36 PM  
Anonymous said...

This did not happen. Or rather, it did not end the way you describe. No.

Hey, as long as we're studying Latin again, I guess this does bring to mind that lowest grade you said that guy used to assign --won't you tell our readers what your performance would've scored in his book?

8/31/2006 9:25 PM  

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